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jesuschristvevo:

there are 10 year olds with the iphone 5 and my parents wont even buy me mcdonalds


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corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk


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opentheairforfreshwindows:

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did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti


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what-mom:

*googles “how to apply for a boyfriend”*


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evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids


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caledscratch:

3000—21:

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skuboglesby:

bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual

#you’re not bilingual  #you’re confused  #stop being greedy   

#it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down

#the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese


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officialwhitegirls:

*wakes up from coma*

mom: great now that you’re awake you can do those chores i asked you to do 


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frlcker:

having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring


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tinypantsbishounen:

*stirs coffee with a lit cigarette and then drops it in* have you ever heard of the smiths


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dogapult:

are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji

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